And enter Ken Cosgrove to dance us off. What a head trip.

Eggs = a mountain of hash brownies

Oh God this is like an explosion of all things awful and racist

This season on Mad Men: Peggy awkwardly kisses everyone

How the hell are we supposed to believe Don Draper is the adult version of this country bumpkin? Jon Hamm’s bone structure cannot arise out of a genetic swamp, sorry casting person.

Don Draper can’t even get excited for blowjobs anymore, wow.

Tell ‘em Joan

Life lessons from Pete Campbell tonight

Poor Don Draper, mentally adrift because he isn’t getting action from his side piece. Womp womp womp.