• Me: sorry, i was in my duvet. wednesday is laundry day at la casa del j and I'm my parent's domestic worker. Ironing my way through not paying rent.
• L: maybe I should hire you
• Me: woot, i can live in your broom closet, would this be like a sequel to The Help?
• L: I haven't seen the Help, but I'll say stuff like you is pretty you is smart
• Me: and then we'll make some mean person eat something gross ~social justice~