October 2009
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah by Tracy Jordan
Boys becoming Men! Men becoming Wolves!
John Lennon:
[ ] You were raised by someone other than your parents.
[ ] You have step siblings.
[ ] You get in trouble a lot at school.
[ ] Your birthday is in October.
[ ] You love Elvis.
[ ] You like cats more than dogs.
[x] You wear glasses.
[x ] Your favorite color is green.
[] You hate the dark.
Total: 2Paul Mccartney:
[ ] One of your parents died when you were young.
[x ] You are the oldest child in your family.
[x] You do well in school.
[ ] Your favorite color is blue.
[x] You are fairly quiet.
[ ] You are tall.
[ ] You are conventional.
[ ] You are a vegetarian.
[ ] You were born in June.
[ ] You had sex at the age of 15 or younger.
Total: 3
George Harrison:
[x] Your parents are still together.
[ ] You are the youngest child in your family.
[ ] You don’t do very well in school.
[ ] You were born in February.
[x] You love gummy bears.
[x] You are religious.
[x] You are younger than most/all of your friends.
[ ] Your favorite color is purple.
[x] You are shy.
[x] You are mysterious.
Total: 6
Ringo Starr:
[ ] Your parents separated when you were young.
[ ] You are an only child.
[ ] You get sick a lot.
[ ] You were born in July.
[ ] You are one of the oldest of your friends.
[ ] You are picky about your food.
[x] You really like your independence.
[ ] You have blue eyes.
[ ] Your favorite color is red.
[x] You are short.
Total: 1Viva Harrison!
I just deleted my Twitter account and I feel AMAZING!
And when I wake up tomorrow I’m not going to apologize
I’ve walked too far and seen too much
It isn’t your place to question
This is journey is mine
And mine alone
We all walk different paths
Alone
But I’ve been watching my footing
And I can tell where this is going
And I’ve still seen too much
To forget, to deny, to ignore
And for once I’m thinking about myself
And for once this isn’t about you
This is for me and me alone
I am not your stepping stone
So I’m going to go where I need to
And maybe you need to know
That this journey may or may not include you
And maybe I don’t need you after all
Know there is no hesitation in my step
Know that I am strong enough
Know that these problems have not clouded my mind
But that I have found the greatest amount of clarity
In chaos